Miami Dolphins select QB Tannehill because "His wife is an absolute babe"

Prior to Thursday's nights coverage of the NFL draft's first round, many head NFL executives believed QB Ryan Tannehill of Texas a&m was a lock to be picked somewhere in the first round. There was much speculation surrounding where Tannehill would be selected because of his lack of experience playing the QB position in college. With two quarterbacks having already been taken off the board, the Miami Dolphins found themselves on the clock with the 8th pick and Tannehill still available. They pulled the trigger and selected Tannehill. Many draft experts believe selecting Tannehill with the 8th pick was a bit of a stretch, but upon further review it appeared to be a great pick. Tannehill stood up after hearing his name called and hugged the smokin hot blonde to his left, his wife Lauren Tannehill. It was at that moment that every person involved in the NFL draft realized why Tannehill was so highly regarded by the Dolphins; his model wife. I think I speak for the masses today when I say, "Ryan Tannehil, you son of a bitch".